Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp.
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May 18, 2012 at 7:49 am by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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May 18, 2012 at 7:49 am by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit.
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May 17, 2012 at 6:02 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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May 17, 2012 at 6:02 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side.
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May 15, 2012 at 2:48 am by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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May 15, 2012 at 2:48 am by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit.
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May 11, 2012 at 5:23 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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May 11, 2012 at 5:23 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the back-rest fell apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to "stop fucking about." I thought this stuff only happened in movies.
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May 9, 2012 at 4:10 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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May 9, 2012 at 4:10 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault.
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April 28, 2012 at 5:21 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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April 28, 2012 at 5:21 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom.
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April 26, 2012 at 6:44 am by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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April 26, 2012 at 6:44 am by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home.
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April 24, 2012 at 4:15 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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April 24, 2012 at 4:15 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans.
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April 21, 2012 at 10:22 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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April 21, 2012 at 10:22 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended.
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April 15, 2012 at 5:26 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]
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April 15, 2012 at 5:26 pm by Anonymous in - Horrible Boss Stories [+]